Match Report

17th August 2006 - CEH at the Bush

Following a stewards enquiry the Bush supposed victory over WL has been ruled nul en void after accusations of cheating.
The Bush team were accused of performance enhancing substances in their recent victory. Behind these allegations was middle man 25not out and slip catcher Barry the schemer Sheppard.
He is alleged and I state alleged to have bought an extra pallet of super glue from Screwfix which was injected into the hands of the Bush fielders.
West Linton who thought they had won the match by default have also been disqualified when it was later discovered their fielders hands had been sprayed with Teflon

West Linton - Lost